hmpf

Because laughter is good for your health, and this made me laugh for a good solid five minutes or so. I don't know how I managed to overlook it so far - it's by cosmonusa of sf-community fame, and I know he posted a couple of those in the Doctor Who thread there, but I had no ideas he had continued with his mad scheme!

Dark Doctor - the comic:

http://www.daniel-nusser.de/dd/story1.html