hmpf

Ahh, could've been a different one, or possibly I was to into my volley of "NO NO NO" to hear it (if you check my Hellblazer tag, I wrote a bit about it when I saw it, but pretty much NO was my entire reaction).

I hope they do get to his run because I'm sick of him being shafted (as I'm sure he is).

Oh man, this all brings back my HB love in vivid detail. Ugh.

Same. I just love these comics so, so much.

I don't think it's ridiculous - I'm used to him being a cynical old man (literally because he was 59 and a half when killed off) so yeah. Smooth flawless baby John is...I know it exists but I don't want it? Also that guy playing him doesn't look like he spent time in a mental institution or had suffered half as much as John by that point.

Oh, Epiphany. She is his ~WIFE~. She is in her EARLY TWENTIES (which screams all sorts of wrong things at me for a start, even though I know it's possible and hey I'm in my early thirties and fancy men twice my age SO). She can magically fix things via ALCHEMY. She is, like, ~super special~ and man does she sound like a Mary Sue. I haven't read any of the comics she's in, but reading about her is enough to make me vomit. I'll get to it eventually but yeah. I was hoping, because it was Peter Milligan that created her, that it might be some kind of twist or weird plot at work but NO SUCH LUCK. I just. My biggest problem with it is that I can't see John being domesticated by ANYONE, least of all a twenty year old girl.
(I once ranted about her on the HB comm I run, which wasn't very modly of me, but it helped me work out why she bugs me so much).