Here's a quiz for ankae... *g*

[hmpf]

How evil are you?

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And according to the anagram generator I'm either an anarchist or a satanist.

[hmpf.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'd rather be an anarchist, all things considered.

ANARCHISTIN SEHN
SATANISCH HIRNEN

I suppose this could relate to my unwillingness to comb:
HAAR ICH NEST SINN

And this to my fascination with space:
NASA ECHT IHR SINN
NASA ICH STERN HIN

Though this sounds a bit disparaging of good old NASA:
NASA NICHTS HIRNE

Apart from my satanistic urges I also seem to have an affinty to Santa Claus, although I always thought he had reindeer, not deer:
SANTA HIRSCHEN IN

See? Told you he didn't have deer:
SANTA HIRSCH NEIN

Frell, and here's satan again:
SATAN SCHREIN HIN

And sometimes, the generator even manages a full sentence, more or less:
HERNACH NINA ISST
TINA SANN HIRSCHE

Ouch:
NASCHEN HAI STIRN

To each his own:
NASCHEN ANIS HIRT

Sometimes it even approaches poetry:

ACH HERAN SINN IST
ACH SAH RITEN SINN
ACH HARTES IN SINN
ACH SINNESART HIN

ACH SAH RINNSTEIN
ACH SAH INNEN RIST
ACH SAH INNERN IST
ACH SAH RINNEN IST

No!

[ankae.livejournal.com]

No, my dear, I don't take any quizzes any more! Why should I? I know the result by now. I'm evil.

More than that. I'm a "mass-killing" "Nazgul", more "evil" than the other "bad" ones. What makes me even more "dangerous" is that I'm also "paranoid". But "paranoid with good reason" because my evilness is so rare that I'm "endangered".

What would this quiz tell me that I don't know already?

addiction beats reason...

[ankae.livejournal.com]

okay, okay...I can't resist. Stupid quizzes.

I'm

(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)
How evil are you? (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)

At first, I was slightly confused about this result. Only twisted?! But it didn't really surprise me. Because I don't fall for the pychology of these tests. Every now and than you receive a result that doesn't correspond to the usual pattern so that you don't loose your interest in taking the tests. Afterwards the following 10-20 results will show you your true face again. It's like once in a while being reasonable to someone who thinks you're completly mad. This will confuse him/her more than all the insane things you have done before.

This result is there to show me that I should trust in these quizzes again and that there is still hope for me (which will soon be destroyed again). But I know, there is no hope.

I was right!

[ankae.livejournal.com]

Ha! Me strikes! The paranoid one was right.

This test is a fake!

I reloaded the site, choose the same answers again and I'm

(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)
How evil are you? (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)

Everyone is laughing now. No, this cannot be.
I chose to identify myself with Germany and being a Lawyer. Then a every reasonable man knows that you can't be good.

Besides this highly convincing argument there are more reasons why this quiz is a fake.

- Eating fish makes you "good", while being vegetarian makes you "twisted".

- Using a pen as weapon makes you worse than using a sword.
(Okay, I agree that using a pen as weapon in it's direct meaning can cause a longer and crueler death than killing the victim with one clean stitch with a sword.)

- Reading drama makes you more evil than reading all other genres (incl. horror).

- Being in the social group of the mass-murderers doesn't make any difference to being in any other or no social group.

- Thinking of World Peace doesn't make any difference as well.
(Okay, that can be realistic.)

- There is the result "You are insane. You aren't evil. Go get help." But you don't always get this result when you're choosing Canada as you're favorite european country and Canada as favorite weapon.

the source of evil lies in Luxembourg

[ankae.livejournal.com]

(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)
How evil are you? (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)

It's really hard to get this result. I chose the really bad answers and didn't get. So, what did I do to get it finally?
I chose Luxembourg to be the country I can identify with.

me stupid

[ankae.livejournal.com]

I pasted the wrong code and ruined my message...

(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)
How evil are you? (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)

:)

[ankae.livejournal.com]

BTW, being on paid vacations is splendid. *g*

(Hmpf, sorry for spamming your LJ but you've started this. ;))

No prob.

[hmpf.livejournal.com]

So, Luxembourg = Mordor? ;-)

Re: No prob.

[(Anonymous)]

Nope. I chose Luxembourg as the country I identify with (what else is there on the list that's even half-way acceptable?) and I got GOOD.

MSB