Taken from starryvelvetsky's LJ...

(who, strangely, was listening to exactly the same song as ailanreanter when she made her entry, according to their LJs! They're currently the two most recent entries on my friends page.)

hmpf Magic Number 13 Job Leader of the Free World Personality Rainy Day Temperament Sweet Natured Sexual Just Say No Likely To Win A Swimming Badge Me - In A Word Chinny Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

Parts of this are eerily true.