Pierre.

[hmpf]

Pierre, my housemate, communicates with preference by odd little scraps of paper tacked to walls, pieces of furniture, doors, or kitchen appliances. Recently, he was responsible for 'QUIGG - the toaster that makes people HAPPIER' (imagine a cheap no-name German toaster, of the brand 'QUIGG', with a newspaper image of Chirac and Schroeder laughing like loons, and underneath a handwritten note: "WHY are they happy? It's SIMPLE. They use QUIGG - the toaster that makes people HAPPIER!") Today, he replaced the standard cleaning list on the fridge door with a list that proclaimed "US ARMY BOOT CAMP", and included activities such as "invasion of the living room", "covert ops in the kitchen", and "nuclear strike on the toilet".

I'm scheduled to do do the nuclear strike on the toilet this week. Anybody got some plutonium for me?

Comments

Uh!

[volker.livejournal.com]

Good old "Vim the rough one" from planet "Domeston" just won't cut it there? Anyways, if you manage to get your hands on an old (>50 years) watch with illuminated hands and numbers, they used to contain radium back then. That's slightly radioactive, and possibly the most active radioisotope you'll get your hands on a a simple mortal. Unless you're able to leverage any contacts at the Physics faculty.

[ommadon.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, try eBay

[jazzymegster.livejournal.com]

Sadly not, but I'm sure if you ask the Libyans nicely, they might oblige... ;)

(disclaimer: it's a joke. Just a joke. All I need to know in life I learnt from films.)

:)

I love Pierre

[ankae.livejournal.com]

Please tell Pierre that I miss him! :)