hmpf | Anyone have any ideas how to go on holiday...

when you can't carry your luggage, can't walk for long, can't ride a bike, can't drive a car, and are travelling alone, i.e. can't let someone else take care of the business of locomotion?

I have a burning desire to be outside and experience nature somehow, but I can't figure out how I might do it. Any tips welcome.

Oh, also, it has to be really cheap, because even though I do have a job now, it's only a part-time job and I don't really earn a lot.

I'm starting to suspect I need to buy something like a scooter...